Bears Do It

Bears Do It

The Mark Twain National Forest
Will be using the stimulus bill
To upgrade all its toilets
At the cost of a mere half a mil
They are buying a Single-Vault toilet
The Gunnison Sweet-Smelling Tech
And 350 pounds per square foot
Will not leave it a wreck
If you’re known for your big movements
It can take an earthquake – Zone 4
And a 120 mile wind
Will not blow down its door

So the next time you’re in the forest
And you feel the need to go
Just remember the bear, who always goes there
It’s a Gunnison built one you know

Mdailey
04/3/09