Billy Mays

Billy Mays
(1958 – 2009)

Billy Mays in glory days
Barked items on TV
But Billy Mays in recent days
Simply ceased to be
While in his sleep – a final beep
And then his heart gave out
With life complete, his lord he’ll meet
Then Billy Mays will shout
I’ll clean the clouds, and wow the crowds
And bark info of all kind
And when I’m done, there’ll be no one
Who’s halo does not shine
And pretty soon, he’ll use Kaboom
If need be - Oxi-Clean
Or clean a soul with new Orange Glow
And with delight they’ll scream
He’ll use Mighty Putty on anybody
Who’s wings just won’t stay on
In every case, he’ll clean the place
Long before the dawn

Sure Billy Mays is gone these days
But in heaven all is bright
He’s gone to rest; he was the best
He sold himself all right!


Mdailey - 07/01/09