ODE to the FLU

I was kneeling there at the porcelain thrown
With my head on the seat, I felt right at Home
When deep from within came a rumbling noise
From the top of my head to the tip of my “boys”
It came with a splash and a wee little voice
Said “to kneel or to sit – man you made the right choice!”

I was proud of myself and the choice I was makin’
Then 3 seconds later – I found I’d mistaken

We have a cold going around the house and it reminded me of this Ode to the Flu I wrote back in flu season. I am sure all of you can relate to the circumstances.